Normal people believe that when you want to watch the screen human chop pot in the most brutal way, you are pretty sick. Americans believe that this is something completely normal for their daily grind, so that viewers of the horror soap "Saw" had enough culture, to retain their interest in the series for a full six fucking movie reaching this stinking mess water outlet with which you do today. And well they were true fans of the perverse film, because after the third part, things swiftly began to descend down the wall crying, making each successive period in the growing failure. Luckily, just to wash the shame over those few remaining fans, the series decided to make one last / that? / And explaining everything finish, which not only provide a long-deserved end to this painfully dull franchise, but also to increase viewers pains . In 3-D.
The poster clearly shows that the last thing you need to watch this movie is brain.
The first "Saw" was a simple, compact, minimalist and cheap, which does not prevent him to be very powerful, atmospheric and in one word - the best series of the series. Whether because of the fact that the audience was intrigued by the original reconsider, or that things were really tense, no one knows. We know only that when a cheap movie reap surprising success and won many packets it somewhere in Hollywood lights so unpleasant yellow lamp that provides immediate continuation. This happened to sweep the "perianal Activity" which was filmed with pocket money Inferior gay Justin Bieber, and finally passed the $ 100 million revenue limit. Indeed, compared with domestic horror is reasonable, given that the director of "Saw VII" - Kevin Gryute was scheduled for filming sikuala of attic ghost story, but dude had already signed the new head of the parable of puzzle and could not escape the mechanical trap. This, of course, is certainly negatively affect the psyche / the chance to direct such a miracle is pure career maker / and things are obvious in this title - here Gryute is downright malicious and cavalier in its violence, pouring all his pent-up fury at the hidden characters on the screen.
The series "Saw" boldly continued after the first film, which ended its quite appropriate and without any need for dilution of things. / Personal opinion! / Followed by "Saw II" and III, in which finally evil Uber genius with elements of engineering graduate John, better known as Uncle Puzzle / Tobin Bell / was sent to the afterlife, by one of its own mesorezachki. Logically, was somewhere at this point, the entire franchise to be oriented towards an end - it is hardly wise to keep doish thing is dead. Apparently not only was reasonable, but inevitable, because immediately after we swept the strings Vomit called "Saw IV", V, and of course - VI, which not only had the effrontery to continue the absurd called. Wall / sewn with white thread of knickers on my aunt / but continued to use dead already Puzzle mischievous implanted through flashbacks and lost fleshbekove where the dude is float around the screen, looking for another victim on which to avenge. You know, the puzzle is not just a sadist, not even evil - it's just an urban avenger who pursues his personal vendetta against injustice in society / she was focused on the murderer of his unborn baby, it was against the doctor who is refused surgery or for those who submit to its victims publicly.
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All these people deserve to die because morality demands it. This is the largest vomit - the film is desperately trying to bet of existence of a morality that justifies the perversions of the puzzle and excuse all this carnage, which audiences love. Victims should evaluate their own lives by making a dramatic choice to destroy a foreign one, or be separated by a precious part of your physique. OMG, what should one do to rationalize its existence? I never knew that, to appreciate being on this Earth, should at least cut his left hand, but after that anatomically correct and religiously positive series, already know they will have to part with something to adopt moral lessons of the film. I start from the feet and see where I will bring.
The new and final / of God, let me have it! / Series of the story of everyday puzzle continues the story of the previous sections have already passed the bearable limit of courtesy and we got acquainted with a brand new villain, to continue the work of the dead 4 years ago John / which, however, it has maintained involvement here. Detective Hoffman / Costas Mandilar / attempt to locate and eliminate the wife of John to her revenge for being the last part left him with a medieval-dental traps her husband, and in particular - one with which the cheeks of the victim Dissolve wide to see the upper left tooth decay. In a second storyline and see the new hero Bobby / Sean Patrick Flannery / which promotes his new book that tells how flaming / would / is survived by nursing paws puzzle. Well, around here you should now make clear that "Saw VII" will not only be an original, but even more - will operate virtually the same rail, which moved in front and two-three-four films, and namely - the main victim was locked in a warehouse with multiple rooms and it has a definite time in which to walk side to side to make premortem interaction with friends / colleagues, until he should reach the last level, where / as whenever the hell / it expects nothing understanding wife.
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Naturally, the drama is zero, and the suspense is in the range of minus infinity because it is clear that the machinery of the puzzle work flawlessly, and if a loser is embedded in them, he will inevitably die in the most grotesque manner. In this film all die and it's not beautiful or tragic, but as scattered pieces of meat, the only poetry comes from the bloody spray cloud, which will eventually dirty screen. In 3-D. You must be sick of goose huynya that to enjoy such extreme perversions, not grams logic in which someone dies ugly riding technically impossible kontraptsiya, published by nightmares like the engineer of "The Incredible Machine". Limit is clear to me that horror fans love the cinematic offal, but let's put a little sense to cut fat layers to the film may have at least an elementary respect for its viewer.
For example, give the first scene, which not only has no relation to the rest of the story / is not that the story has any connection de /, but apparently added solely for plenty of padding, because without it the film would be difficult to reach 90 minute, Mark. In it we see the three teen-otrepchitsi / two male and one female / who are tied for a band saw, a group of crowd watching them outside in the shop window. Wow, voyeurism of the most sinister estestestvo - nravoucheniya obvious next dose, escaped from the movie - that people love violence and see it even happens before their eyes, not try to do anything to stop it / but one passionate guy who shoots your phone. Moreover - the three parts are trapped in a love triangle and the men following is a selection or to kill each other or leave pending saw to cut the tripe of their beloved. Rarely laugh at horror, unless they do not participate Freddy Krueger, but we actually like the village idiot prihnah, particularly when Boost desperately began to explain in love both, causing them to kill for her health. Oh, how things turn of Shakespeare! Well, after much screaming and screaming, most of which are harmful to normal development of your eardrums, the situation is developing successfully, albeit in a shower of guts and other internal detail. That's what I mean - the film buries us with red blood cells without minimum courage to go beyond the limit of the seedy "torture porn." And such cheap techniques are not only childish, but extremely offensive. Unless you're one of those aforementioned perverts who beat Fucking on the withered corpse of her cat.
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As always, the puzzle is the main character in the story, though long ago it is clear that the real dose of fear comes not from Tobin Bell's character, but the very concept of it which is represented by both known and already sick of our TV screens which ugly doll ego of melon from Sesame Street acquaints us with the rules of so-called. "Game". But here things are beyond smehoriyata because appall techniques have reached a level of extreme annoyance, like the scene where the doll comes with her children ring out of the shadows, many of you will hide the gaggle with both hands. And something more - how the hell one / two or even three / people have the physical ability and resources to organize and plan so large circuses each series? Setingite prepared by the puzzles are not only extremely complex to design / engineer a standby burst long / but their precise implementation depends on the constant presence on the ground rather than wirelessly. Here, however, each series is like a mentally ill version of "Fort Boyar, with the difference that finally get coins and a few cut fingers. A and gizmos of Fort Boyar are too elementary, while here we talk about the excellence of steam punk gadoriite which are managed by ... whom? Villain is dead? Or second villain who has more important work to chase blond shavrantii? Or third? No, not so, dear people, this is not a popular science film about the benefits of modern Inquisition, and "horror" in 2010, which can be measured by idiots with abominations of humanoid centipede, but with plenty of steel in a statement. Actually, things are not even funny, and downright pathetic, but it is a matter that should be placed on the filmmakers, not the innocent he witnesses.
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Worse, even the real heroes of the movie - the traps, because people confuse his rampant in your pants / looking for their wallets and not the scrotum, Spock / are the most trivial ones, the film has indecorum be reused for frying pot of live carcasses from the second movie, and this is pure dose of intellectual impotence. Creativity of the traps is nonexistent, and most of them look silly, even - in one scene, our boy has to remove two wisdom (LOL), but in another Bobby must undergo key from the belly of the victim using a hook for God ! And given that these traps are impeccably designed, it is clear that no one alive out of them, let alone a whole. This depersonalizes suspense and deprives the movie of the essential atmosphere, turning it into exactly what was not supposed to be - a pseudo-film snaf maloumnitsi. In 3-D.
With "Saw VII", the writers have tried to make a full circle, to finish from where did the original, citing it as something that almost was planned from the time JSB. To this end, the game was returned cult Dr. Gordon / Carrie Eluis / to whom at the end of the first film had to amputate his leg sniffy in real time. From start somewhere and the new series, showing us that Gordon is not only alive but also relatively healthy, and even participate in sessions of the club of survivors of the atrocities of the puzzle. The return of Gordon in the story is not only full Absurdities, but is Presented with such a hellish dose of confidence, as if looking at an incredible twist, after the finale of "The Sixth Sense." Not to mention that his hero is related to the final scene, which would end the franchise in a logical / hah! / Time, but it leaves such a huge port for that through it easier to pass and Optimus Prime. But, as we well know, Hollywood will not last even a series of horror to be conclusive Tsane / "Final Destination 4 '/, then its success necessarily leads to / at least / one more try, so do not be surprised when after several months they rotate rumors of another episode of the saga articulate. However, when the film is first in the U.S. box office, but it's almost useless for direct application sikual.
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"End Game" - like to say many of the characters of the film, though that is exactly what this game was, what was the outcome of it and actually know that it was the end? Being the culmination of a nearly ten-year franchise, this title gives no precise answer to these questions, although leaving the viewer with that special taste which is produced after eating swine rostra. "Saw VII" is a typical representative of the word "damn stupid movie and proves it repeatedly - with a lamentable where his acting / Sean Patrick Flannery is unrealistically ridiculous slug, which even has the ego to afford shirtless scene, showing her hanging handles / Where to insult the viewer a combination of random scenes that somehow lead to unjustified too final. Of course, if you're one of those obsessed fenboycheta who enjoy all that is saturated with indiscriminate logging and heavy kravovalezh it in all cases you need to watch your movie theater / right, in 3-D /, and immediately after this to be hospitalized voluntarily nearest psihiyatriya.
